Hi ladies! So, I’m going to break out a little early for the Easter vacay…sadly, my uncooperative head has landed me in the hospital. I’m under strict orders not to do anything that requires thinking.
Me: But my blog! I just came back, my girls need me!
Dr. Ashina: You can’t even keep your eyes open, how are you going to type?
Me: I wrote an entire book with an icepack tied to my head with a statement scarf. I can do it!
Dr. Ashina: I don’t understand this ‘statement scarf.’
Me: It’s irrelevant.
Dr. Ashina: Take a break and let the meds work. This is urgent, Ms. Williams. Makeup? Is not urgent.
Makeup is urgent, but Dr. Ashina wouldn’t understand. This is a man who trekked across the tundra to seek a Western education and provide for his sprawling, hungry Serbian gypsy family. Eyeliner holds no weight with him.
Girls, I’ll be back in full fighting form next Monday — until then, keep it pretty and have a glorious Easter!