4 Things I Know to be True

Hi girls! I’m running off to my pre-surgery doctor’s appointment, so I’m thinking today’s a bullet day. On this Monday morning, I quickly give you four things I know to be true:

1.) True Blood has jumped the shark. #doingthemost

 

 

2.) I’m hitting a wall with my hair. It’s like 12,000 degrees, most of my hair is curly, but not all…and I just look a frazzled mess. Gene Wilder hair. Now, I’m not a hat girl — I feel too self-consciously “Sienna Miller-does-Kate-Moss-circa-2003″ in them — but I’ve always been super jelly of girls who can pull them off. And now I’m officially one of them!! I’ve started wearing jaunty little flapper cloches and fetching fedoras, like this Diagonal Vent Fedora from Hat Attack I just ordered from Nordstroms (I’m also considering this bob, more on that in a different post). So easy, so cute. I just pull my shizz back in a low bun, rock a Seventies hoop and bounce. End of.

 

 

3.) I’ve stumbled upon fall’s sexiest new lipcolor — Nars Rouge Tribal Larger Than Life Lipgloss, a metallic maroon-burgundy shot through with ruby red sparklage. This is not my usual steez — as old school SYB Babes know, I’m either into a sheer bronzey moment (Revlon Raisin Glaze, holla!) or bright red/pink. But I feel so lusty in this deep, sultry, disco era sexpost shade. It’s unexpected and worldly and sophisticated. I feel like Billy Winthrop Ikehorn Orsini in Scruples would’ve worn it to bone the gardener in her pool house.

 

4.) I need to have sex soon.

xoxo, Tia