My Anaconda Don’t…Want Flimsy Lashes

  Hi guys, My name is LaToya, and I’ve made some huge changes. I’ve started running, I’ve gone natural — but the biggest switch-up is my new job. I loved my last one (and I was good at it; promoted-twice-in-2013 good at it). It was fancy! High end, with a bit of...

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This Stain/Gloss Hybrid Made My Flash Mob Performance

Dear muchachitas, Last June, I performed in a flash mob at Lina’s elementary school. It’s a big deal, this flash mob. Like, forty moms and two dads surprise the kids on the last week of school, during morning drop-off. And since this is artsy-fartsy Brooklyn, a lot of the moms are, like, former ballerinas,...

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Makeup Gets Naked Wasted

    Hey ladies, All I want to do right now is wear nude makeup. But not nude meaning barely there. Nude, meaning “on a decadent hippie caravan with Veruschka somewhere in Tangier in 1968.” Nude, meaning “sunburned, wind-whipped, on-safari cheeks…paired with almond-hued lids and toffee lips.” I want to look like a...

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SYB Freebie: Erno Lazlo Transphuse Age-Defying Mask

Hey Muchachitas! After laying about half-naked on the beach all summer (RIP. Sob), the sun has definitely had it’s way with our skin. For a much-needed, super-luxurious facial treatment, get into this weeks freebie: the Erno Lazlo Transphuse Age-Defying Mask (valued at $95)!    Seriously, it hydrates, refreshes, and smoothes skin — all in one shot. Fine lines...

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